why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
im pretty angry that im not making out with anybody right now
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud